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Thursday, January 31, 2008

My children's mother is a drunken slut

Ok, let me explain myself. I'm not really a drunken slut (anymore). No, no, really, I never was. One of my favorite lines from "Roseanne" is when Darlene asks to go somewhere or some such thing, and Roseanne says no and Darlene says "so & so's mother is letting her go" and Roseanne says . . . "So & so's mother is a drunken slut". So anytime my kids want to do something I don't want them to do I use that line. Heh. It makes me laugh and also I am a bad mom because my 8 year old now repeats that. When middle daughter was being picked up early one morning by a friend and her mom, said friend came in to pick my daughter up. It was COLD out and I said to my darling, sweet, 13 year old "PUT ON A COAT" and she replied "my friend here doesn't have a coat on" and I had to literally BITE MY TONGUE because for starters, I couldn't call her mom a drunken slut with her STANDING RIGHT THERE plus her mom was giving my kid a ride to school at 7 AM so . . . who am I to call names, right?????


I can't remember where I planned to go with this post. I had it all planned out in my head on Sunday. That just shows how this week has gone.




Youngest daughter has been sick since Monday. She got up complaining and I didn't believe her so I made her go to school. About 10 she came down to the office and I took her temp and it was 101. Oops. She's been home all week. Her fever has mostly gone but now she has a weird rash. I'm taking her in to the doc tomorrow morning.

And, now for something completely different . . .


I just thought I lost this whole post above. I'm glad I found it again. I don't have any knitting news or Kool-aid dye news but hopefully one day soon.


I will leave you with this photo of my latest FO . . . fingerless gloves I made for hubby for Christmas.

3 comments:

West Coast Diva said...

Hi there -

You can go there and watch:

http://community.livejournal.com/on_line_bb/

I think!

West Coast Diva said...

I am there -- under renovatingme at livejournal. I write there as well. Loved your post by the way:) Rib Tickling.

Fulmer Family Blog said...

Awesome post! I actually cant stop giggling about it! :)